"You know, you have the most amazing ass in the world," he commented, sliding his hands up as he said it, over the curve of my hips, onto my waist and then up onto my chest, "and the firmest tits too!" he smiled. I snuggled against him, and he reached behind me, cupping my bum cheeks in his hands, and squeezing them gently through the thin fabric of my evening dress. He did have a point, it was unlikely that the party would go on for longer than an hour and I was feeling in the mood for some after-party hanky panky. "Besides, you've been looking so fine tonight, I've been dying to take you home for hours." I pouted, half sulkily – half sexily. "I know babe.but they do live next door, and it won't be going on for much more than an hour here anyway." He pulled me to him and kissed my lips. For us, it seemed very much on the wind-down.
#BUMPY ROAD BONER FULL#
It was barely midnight, the drinks had been flowing and the party was still in full swing, at least for everyone else. Still, it had meant we didn't have to call a taxi which had seemed a good idea at the time – right up until little miss miserable had started complaining about one of her impending migraines. He is taking some antibiotics for an ear infection, but a couple of drinks wouldn't have hurt him. Why Jas had volunteered to drive tonight is beyond me. But I like to enjoy life, and the Christmas party is the one time of year we get to put our glad rags on and let our hair down. I like nothing more than a hot scented bath and a quiet glass of wine with Jas.my hubby.
I mean, don't get me wrong – I'm very much the stay at home type. She was never happy unless there was something wrong with her. They were an ok couple.as neighbors go, but Kim was one of those hypochondriac types. To learn more, see the privacy policy."Aw honey, she always feels ill.I really don't see why they don't just get a taxi home." I was talking about our neighbors Kim and Geoff. Please note that Urban Thesaurus uses third party scripts (such as Google Analytics and advertisements) which use cookies.
#BUMPY ROAD BONER CODE#
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